How'd it feel making her break her religion?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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