I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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