Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Is Oprah even human
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
