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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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