Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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