We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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