Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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