Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm at about main and main street
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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