Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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