That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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