Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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