There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
This is my gift to your gina
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
