they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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