My hand turned me down
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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