quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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