I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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