About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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