Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i barfeds in our rink
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
