STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
