I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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