Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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