Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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