She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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