Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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