i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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