East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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