after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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