Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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