coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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