Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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