His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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