Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I need water and some morals
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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