But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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