too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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