Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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