yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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