they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
it's like heaven, but drunker
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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