They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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