So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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