She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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