he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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