There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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