i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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