I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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