He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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