Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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