i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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