Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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