Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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