singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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